while eating lunch at a cafe, i found the Guardian and started reading it.  

I thought, English press uses very boring language, so polite that it's hard to understand.  

also, a cartoon called "Claire in the Community":

Jokes can often reveal more when they're not funny, eh?

also, there was a CV of the new ministry of health, who's only thirty-six years old. Under "hobbies" was listed "indie music."

aw, me too.